Order your food, wait for it to show up, then once it shows up wait no longer than 10 minutes. Contact support saying you're outraged because someone ejaculated in your food. For orders under $90-$110 sometimes they'll just refund you without asking any questions. Don't be mean to them but act shocked and kind of outraged. If they ask for photo proof whip up some mayo mixed with water and put a small amount on your food. This sounds so dumb but it's worked for me more than once. When the rep asks how you would like to be refunded or if they offer a gift card or something be nice but forceful and demand that you need to be refunded to your original payment method. Once they confirm the refund, enjoy your food!