NOVA [Big reward] Looking for someone to get a business loan approved with a US LLC

[spencez]

I own an American LLC (Tennessee) which was registered in August 2025. There is limited or no income or transaction history associated with the business, there is no debt and no prior loans taken by the business. I am open to providing all original, legitimate registration documents and providing identity verification from the owner in order to secure financing. If any patched user can help me secure financing for a significant amount (Over 10k) I will pay whoever helped me 10% of the loan amount upon the loan being funded, up to a maximum of $4000.

I am in contact with the owner of the company who consents to sharing the articles of incorporation, EIN registration letter and any other relevant information which will be needed

Please understand:

The business has no reported income
The business has no debt
The business has no previously reported loans
The business is registered as providing advertising services
The business has no current web presence, you can build one in order to get the loan approved if necessary
The business sells virtual products
The business owner has a credit score of 570-600

This may not even be possible, I am seeking someone on patched with more knowledge in this field than me to help me or provide any helpful information

Again, I will pay 10% of the loan amount to whoever helps me, up to a maximum of $4000. So if you secure $20,000 of financing you will get $2000, or $100,000 of financing you will get $4000.

My understanding is that if people on here are buying EINs and trying to get businesses funded, they can surely do it for a real business as well. Thank you.

[SignatureSpots]

Good luck with finding it