Hey there fellow humans (if that's what you really are...)!
I'm Seized, but you can call me Bob. I recently crash-landed on your peculiar planet after my GPS mistook Earth for Venus (those budget intergalactic navigation systems, am I right?).
Some facts about me:
- I have 3.5 tentacles (don't ask about the .5)
- I'm allergic to Earth's oxygen (just kidding, mostly)
- My hobbies include studying human memes and trying to understand why cats rule the internet
- I'm still confused about why humans spend money on "bottled water" when you have perfectly good toilet water
- Currently learning your Earth customs, like why people say "bless you" when someone makes that weird face-explosion noise
Looking forward to engaging in what you humans call "forum discussions" and maybe finding someone who can help me fix my spaceship (it runs on memes and coffee, if anyone's interested).
P.S. If any government agents are reading this - I come in peace! And no, I won't share my Netflix password.
Best regards,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Alien 🛸
I'm Seized, but you can call me Bob. I recently crash-landed on your peculiar planet after my GPS mistook Earth for Venus (those budget intergalactic navigation systems, am I right?).
Some facts about me:
- I have 3.5 tentacles (don't ask about the .5)
- I'm allergic to Earth's oxygen (just kidding, mostly)
- My hobbies include studying human memes and trying to understand why cats rule the internet
- I'm still confused about why humans spend money on "bottled water" when you have perfectly good toilet water
- Currently learning your Earth customs, like why people say "bless you" when someone makes that weird face-explosion noise
Looking forward to engaging in what you humans call "forum discussions" and maybe finding someone who can help me fix my spaceship (it runs on memes and coffee, if anyone's interested).
P.S. If any government agents are reading this - I come in peace! And no, I won't share my Netflix password.
Best regards,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Alien 🛸
